"No Daddy, not here, someone will see!"

"If you didn’t want to get spanked in a public park, then you shouldn’t have teased me by flashing me your pussy in a public park, little girl" 





(Source: vraieronique)



Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.



What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite


The ‘Dissected Cake’ made by the cake artists at the Conjurer’s Kitchen

(Source: fuckmaker)

You stun me with how perfect you are. Every day you do something that makes me want to pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming. I’m really not trying to be gay or anything, but seriously. And I don’t mean when you clean my apartment, or cook for me or buy me sushi. That’s all a given. Even when you’re doing your hair from adorable wake-up lion mane mess to gorgeous Farrah Fawcett curls or joking around with me, you’re perfect. You make me melt. You make my world keep spinning. I don’t know what the fuck I’ve done to deserve you but holy shit I’m glad I did it. I love you so much Kit Woody, and I’ll do absolutely anything for you. I hope you have a fantastic fucking day whenever you read this. I love you.

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